I wasnt born an asshole T-Shirt
Black / S
£24.99
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Some people are naturally gifted. Others are shaped by experience. This T-shirt is for the latter.
The **"I Wasn't Born an Asshole. It Took Years of People Pissing Me Off to Perfect It."** tee is a tribute to patience pushed to its limits, tolerance tested daily, and the fine art of dealing with nonsense. Equal parts sarcasm, attitude, and brutal honesty, it's made for those who have learned that life has a way of creating personalities one annoying interaction at a time.
Crafted for comfort and built for everyday wear, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose sense of humour is as sharp as their wit. Whether you're hanging out with friends, hitting the gym, or making your feelings known without saying a word, this tee does the talking for you.
Because nobody starts out this good. It takes years of practice... and even more years of dealing with idiots.
I wasnt born an asshole T-Shirt
£24.99
The **"I Wasn't Born an Asshole. It Took Years of People Pissing Me Off to Perfect It."** tee is a tribute to patience pushed to its limits, tolerance tested daily, and the fine art of dealing with nonsense. Equal parts sarcasm, attitude, and brutal honesty, it's made for those who have learned that life has a way of creating personalities one annoying interaction at a time.
Crafted for comfort and built for everyday wear, this shirt is perfect for anyone whose sense of humour is as sharp as their wit. Whether you're hanging out with friends, hitting the gym, or making your feelings known without saying a word, this tee does the talking for you.
Because nobody starts out this good. It takes years of practice... and even more years of dealing with idiots.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |